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necktomace:

i hit my sister up about the manti story, tried to give some context since she doesnt follow college football sports media internet culture and lives in brazil, and she hit me back all “i guess thats weird, but over here …” and a link to this brazilian site that builds fake girlfriend profiles on fb for 3 7 or 30 days, depending on ur chosen plan. the top-tier NAMORADA VIRTUAL package includes an official relationship status and 30 comments on ur page over a 30 day period and is currently sold out, as are all other fake girlfriend packages. brazil, man.

necktomace:

i hit my sister up about the manti story, tried to give some context since she doesnt follow college football sports media internet culture and lives in brazil, and she hit me back all “i guess thats weird, but over here …” and a link to this brazilian site that builds fake girlfriend profiles on fb for 3 7 or 30 days, depending on ur chosen plan. the top-tier NAMORADA VIRTUAL package includes an official relationship status and 30 comments on ur page over a 30 day period and is currently sold out, as are all other fake girlfriend packages. brazil, man.

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    just when I thought my understanding of the world couldn’t get any more confused…
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    yay Internet!
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