My wife is the funniest person i know
Alissa:
You know that Progresso soup commercial?
Me:
Which one?
Alissa:
The one where the dude is trying to propose to the lady and she's too into the soup to notice, so he takes a bite of the soup and that's when she sees the ring, but now he's too into the soup to notice her?
Me:
Yeah, what about it?
Alissa:
I'd like to think that's why Oprah and Stedman never got married, cause of a never ending series of situations like that.