January 2011
1 tag
December 2010
51 Cats Wearing Cozy Winter Scarves →
I was thinking about showing this to Carl when i got home today, but i think it will make him just feel bad that he wears an old sock instead of a fancy scarf.
Now heading to Spring Valley, WI, Land of no...
Try not to do anything too crazy in the next five days, you guys.
(Also, it’s good to know the Tumblr Android app is just as janky as the real thing. Why wouldn’t it be?)
The Fifteen Greatest Mustaches in Coen Brothers... →
2 tags
The least essential albums of 2010 →
One of my favorite annual lists.
“There’s rapping in cereal commercials better than “Trapdoor”...”
– The 20 Worst Songs of 2010, #6: Salem, “Trap Door” (via perpetua)
This GroupOn offer poses a difficult question →
What’s worse: shopping at a site called Man Cave, or purchasing meat and apparel from the same place?
Apparently if you don't keep up with every joke...
Good to know.
1 tag
Just came up with the worst cleaning service name...
Full Blown Maids
Who has a link to the new R Kelly album?
Help a guy get through the workday, will ya?
“This is our collective fear projection: that we will be consumed. Zombies are...”
– Chuck Klosterman: How Modern Life Is Like A Zombie Onslaught. Really great essay.
WatchAnd speaking of hurting yourself while making a drink, i hope this piece of human garbage shakes himself down a fucking well.
The Bartender Appears to Be Shaken Up →
Fancy cocktails come at a price:
“When they’re shaking a drink, it’s very similar to the motion of a pitcher, or a tennis serve or throwing a football,” said Lisa Raymond-Tolan, an occupational therapist in New York. “It’s the same motion, back and forth, back and forth, rotating up high. You have a heavy weight at the end of the arm, out in the air....
“Still, the most gasp-inducing joke didn’t come at Tarantino’s...”
– What Was the Meanest Joke Told at Today’s Quentin Tarantino Roast? That’s going to leave a mark.
Hey diplomats,
yourmonkeycalled:
you know who can keep a secret?
Cats.
Just whisper all of your super-secrets quietly into a cat’s ear. Then mail the cat to a foreign leader, ambassador, etc. Your recipient won’t get the message, but neither will anyone else.