King of Tokyo is the best board game ever! Jess and Owen are the best people to play board games with ever!
King of Tokyo is the best board game ever! Jess and Owen are the best people to play board games with ever!
Chillwaves never die.
Good morning!
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CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
Nov 11 1988 114-103
Nov 30 1988 110-106
Apr 4 1989 115-97
Apr 23 1989 121-117
Jan 17 1990 100-90
Feb 28 1990 112-107
Mar 25 1990 116-94
Apr 17 1990 102-101
Jan 18 1991 105-96
Mar 24 1991 113-96
Apr 21 1991 103-100
Jan 20 1992 116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
Nov 30 1988
Apr 4 1989
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 5:
“Got a beep from Kim, and
she can fuck all night”
beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
JANUARY 20 1992
National Good Day Day-Donovan
Amazing.
The internet, everybody. It never lets you down (except for all those times that it does).
Character Branding
These are great, but really love the Tonberry one.
“I know Gore Vidal,
Norman Mailer,
the real Norman Mailer.
He owes me a hundred favors.”
Lyrics to a parody version of Rick Ross’ “Hustlin’” written from Joan Didion’s perspective.
(This has been running through my head for the past week, for some reason. Posting it here in hopes that it will go away now.)
You know, Jenny from the song 867-5309 (see the above video if you weren’t around for the 80s). As parenting blog Parent Hacks points out, most stores can verify your membership by looking up your phone number. But it doesn’t have to be your number—just a number in the system, and people add fake numbers all the time to avoid giving out their own. Since 867-5309 is one of the most commonly remembered phone numbers, it’s almost always in the system. Punch in Jenny’s number instead of your own and you’ll get your discounts without handing over your personal information.
I love this trick so much. It makes me feel like a low level secret agent.
The last place i went to (in Andersonville) ended up as one of the worst retail experiences ever. Alissa went to a place in Edgewater and it was almost as bad. Should i just go to LensCrafters, or is there someplace better?
Can’t wait for this — Beauty is Embarrassing, a documentary on artist Wayne White.
Man, check out that beard on Todd Oldham.
Good morning! (via chapteronemanhattan)
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Fuck Zynga. They are the worst. Long live Tiny Tower.
Here is the article Chuck Klosterman wrote about Lulu, one of 2011’s most reviled albums and generally considered one of the worst things released by either Metallica or Lou Reed. Now here is the article he just wrote about w h o k i l l, one of the most positively reviewed albums of 2011 as well as just being voted Album of the Year by Pazz and Jop. Is there any question which album he chose to engage with more? Is there any reason, besides the obvious, why?
Took some NyQuil last night cause i’m still trying to shake this head cold and ended up having fever dreams about Lana Del Ray. Thanks a fucking lot, Internet.
This 22-second video has been making me laugh until I cry.
Agreement.
I still have three days of Tumblr left to catch up on, but i already know there’s no way i will see something better than this.
(via themattsmith)